I go to the bathroom and shut the door. Right as I sit down, my adorable cat, Lilly crawls out of the box that is sitting over the heater vent on the floor.
I say to her in a fond voice, "What is your problem? This is where we crap, not sleep, silly cat!......Well, I guess that was a pretty smart idea, but still!!"
I love my kitty she's a sweetheart. There is no way I could ever find a more social, loving, devoted cat, EVER!